Not long before this White had sacrificed a pawn in the hope of creating threats to the Black king by exploiting the weakness of the eighth rank.

Ooookay, that’s way too deep for me.

(From Garry Kasparov’s On My Great Predecessors volume IV… so no it’s not symbolic, either.)

Your current “famous person” crush, and your desktop background are now your biological parents.

shirozora:

tricorder:

lostinprocrastination:

jsudeikis:

noonecanresistmyschweddyballs : :whatsajuthika:

James McAvoy and Jeremy Renner

word.

So Jason Sudeikis and the TARDIS.

Alright.

Bradley Cooper and Ron Swanson.

WAT.

my parents are a vespoli 8+ and karen gillan

My parents are still Stephen Colbert, Sam Flynn, and Tron.

I don’t even know who my current ~famous person crush~ is, but my other parenting half is apparently the US men’s national soccer team. Like. All of them. WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Last film I saw was Restrepo.

dnw to join the army :(

Your favorite celebrity shows up at your door naked. Reblog with your reaction with the 3rd gif in your folder.

fuckyeahbabyvampires:

tvdstefanelenadamon:

tvdobsession:

fypaulwesley:

truebluestyleps:

jengore:

OMG! IAN!?haha relevant! :D

LOL reblogging for that gif though^^

;)

 

I open the door, see the naked celebrity, and get sacked by the New York Giants…

(Source: shitastical)